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Name That Brit: My Top 20 Names For The New British Royal Baby

7/22/2013

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The new royal baby has arrived!

Using various online name generators and my own common sense, I have come up with 20 possible names for the new royal baby.

My personal favorite is "Mostramos Nelson." Would love to hear reporters talk about "King Mostramos Nelson." Also, "King Norm The Infected" has a nice ring to it.

The Top 20 (in no particular order):

1. Norm The Infected (Pirate name)
2. Fantasia Verde (Mexican wrestler name)
3. Mean Dean Dazzle (Male stripper name)
4. Rath of Moravia (Viking name)
5. Supa Crab Whackah (Gangsta name)
6. Cap'n Edgar Knifenose (Ancient explorer name)
7. Muerte Lento (South American drug lord name)
8. Mostramos Nelson (Cab driver name)
9. Tito Gunindapants (Mafia name)
10. Bubba Tucker (Redneck name)
11. Master Fly J Slim (White guy who thinks he is Gangsta name.)
12. Groja Baoel of Prednisone (Jedi name)
13. Luke "Gays Love Satan" Rogers III (Rich white conservative wingnut name)
14. James (Just a really cool name)
15. Brave Hooves (Native American name)
16. Terrance Cavendish (British snob name)
17. Jackie Mortadella (Jersey Shore name)
18. Jacy Ling Ming Dan (19th century railroad worker name)
19. Darth Teligent (Sith name)
20. Jasper Swan (Twilight name)


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