My biggest problem with the Trump Presidency wasn’t as much about his politics or his blatant self-interested dishonesty, his obvious corruption, his lack of respect for mankind, his lack of personal responsibility, his lack of leadership skills, his immoral and unethical values or his completely transparent incompetence.
Yes, he may be the dumbest asshole in the entire history of the entire world, but that wasn’t my biggest problem.
It was more about his supporters’ ridiculously terrible grammar, spelling, punctuation and language usage. As an English major, I felt like I had been roped into four years of perpetually correcting essays written by “differently abled” fourth-graders, all with arrested emotional development and anger management issues.
And if you tried to help them see their errors, they had a tendency to get all pissy and cry like little pussies and call YOU the bad guy.
They even called themselves “MAGAs,” which, I guess, stood for “Make America Great Agains,” which is about the stupidest-ass thing any group has ever called itself.
He lost. Please go away, you dipshits.
It’s time to return to the good old days, when most stupid people just shut their collective piehole because being stupid was embarrassing, rather than celebrated.
Yes, he may be the dumbest asshole in the entire history of the entire world, but that wasn’t my biggest problem.
It was more about his supporters’ ridiculously terrible grammar, spelling, punctuation and language usage. As an English major, I felt like I had been roped into four years of perpetually correcting essays written by “differently abled” fourth-graders, all with arrested emotional development and anger management issues.
And if you tried to help them see their errors, they had a tendency to get all pissy and cry like little pussies and call YOU the bad guy.
They even called themselves “MAGAs,” which, I guess, stood for “Make America Great Agains,” which is about the stupidest-ass thing any group has ever called itself.
He lost. Please go away, you dipshits.
It’s time to return to the good old days, when most stupid people just shut their collective piehole because being stupid was embarrassing, rather than celebrated.
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