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IowaScribe's Picard Face-Palm Winner of the Day ... Honorable Senator Ted Cruz!

9/25/2013

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I do believe the last two days have proven that there's finally something on which Democrats, Republicans and Independents can all agree! 

The Honorable Ted Cruz (R-Guano Crazy-ville) is the biggest d-bag to ever serve in the United States Senate, and that's saying something, as the Senate walls have bracketed some of the biggest d-bags in history!

The most wonderful thing about Cruz is that he was actually honestly born somewhere other than the United States, though his mother was a U.S. citizen. So, according to the Confederation of Teabag, that means that Cruz cannot legally serve as President of the United States, right? 

Right? 

Because, you know, the Confederation of Teabag has never wavered from the claim that President Obama is not a REAL President, because he was born somewhere other than the United States, and even though his mother was a U.S. Citizen, that's not enough, Obama cannot be President because he actually has to be born on U.S. soil, and he wasn't.

Of course, those who are not certifiably delusional know that the Confederation of Teabag has been lying all along about Obama's overseas birth, and he was, of course, born in Hawaii which was one of these United States at the time of his birth, so he was indeed born on U.S. soil. This fact has been proven over and over again ... but, just for the sake of argument ... 

Let's just say the Confederation of Teabag is right, OK? Let's pretend for a minute that Obama was born outside the country, the son of a United States citizen mother. So, OK then, according to the Confederation of Teabag, he's not a real American and can't be President. I don't know what part of the Constitution they're reading, but fine, have it your way.

So certainly the same must apply to Ted Cruz, who REALLY REALLY was born outside the country to a mother who was a U.S. citizen. Ted Cruz, not a natural-born American -- certainly he can't run for President, can he?

Sadly, the Confederation of Teabag believes he can. When it comes to their hero Ted Cruz, suddenly them Teabaggers LOVES themselves some foreign-born Preznints.

This is why I love Ted Cruz -- his very existence proves that the Teabaggers are nothing but a collective of racist, ignorant, hypocritical jackasses.

Also, can you believe this Cruz guy has an Ivy League education? Something that the Confederacy of Teabag claims to hate and mistrust, unless of course, it's their foreign-born hero Cruz, who just went up there to show them elitist collegiate types a thing or two.

Ah, politics ... ain't in lovely? 

Congratulations, Senator Ted Cruz! Your latest stunt on the Senate floor has earned you the prestigious Jon-Luc Picard Facepalm of the day!


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